My American diary -- Julie de Poopinac -- Madcap Moll, Eighth Duchess of Wapping -- E. Maxwell Snurge, an intimate study -- Bianca di Pianno-Forti -- Sarah, Lady Tunnell-Penge ("Winsome Sal") -- Jabez Puffwater -- Furstin Lieberwurst zu Schweinen-Kalber -- Jake D'Annunzio Spout -- Donna Isabella Angelica y Bananas -- Maggie McWhistle -- The education of Rupert Plinge -- Anna Podd -- Sophie, the uncrowned queen of Henry VIII -- "La Bibi" -- Ah! Ah! Queen of the Rude Islands.